Clean Jokes

Why did the man put his car in the oven?
→ Because he wanted a hot rod.

What did the man put on his car when the weather was cold?
→ An extra muffler.

What did the big carburettor say to the little carburettor?
→ "Don't inhale so fast or you'll choke."

What would you have if your car's motor was in flames?
→ A fire engine.

Where do cars get the most flat tires?
→ Where there is a fork in the road.

What kind of car drives over water?
→ Any kind of car, if it goes over a bridge.

What driver doesn't have a license?
→ A screw driver.

What part of a car is the laziest?
→ The wheels. They are always tired.

What did the jack say to the car?
→ "Can I give you a lift?"

Why is an old car like a baby playing?
→ Because it goes with a rattle.