Clean Jokes

What did one car muffler say to the other car muffler?
→ "Am I exhausted!"

A monster goes to a petrol station and says: Fill me up
The man at the petrol station replies: You have to have a car for me to do that!
The monster replies: But I had a car for lunch!

Why did the car judder to a stop when it saw a ghost?
→ It had a nervous breakdown.

What do you get if you cross a Rolls Royce with a vampire?
→ A monster that attacks expensive cars and sucks out their gas tanks.

What do you call a witch who drives really badly?
→ A road hag.

- Monster: I've got to walk 25 miles home.

- Ghost: Why don't you take a train.

- Monster: I did once, but my mother made me give it back.

Why do you have to wait so long for a ghost train to come along?
→ They only run a skeleton service.

Where do ghost trains stop?
→ At devil crossings.

What is evil and ugly and goes at 125 mph?
→ A witch in a high speed train.

What did the monster say when he saw a rush hour train full of passengers?
→ Oh good! A chew chew train!