Moody Dentist
Why does a dentist seem moody?
→ Because he always looks down in the mouth.
Random joke from this category
Why does a dentist seem moody?
→ Because he always looks down in the mouth.
Who has the most dangerous job in Transylvania?
→ Dracula's dentist.
What did the werewolf eat after he'd had his teeth taken out?
→ The dentist.
What does the dentist of the year get?
→ A little plaque.
Why do cemeteries have fences around them?
→ Because people are dying to get in.
What did the first stoplight say to the second stoplight?
→ Don't look I'm changing!!
What do you get if you cross an Egyptian mummy with a car mechanic?
→ Toot and Car Man.
- Monster: I've got to walk 25 miles home.
- Ghost: Why don't you take a train?
- Monster: I did once, but my mother made me give it back.
What's worse than raining buckets?
→ Hailing taxis!
What do you call a laughing motorcycle?
→ A Yamahahaha