Clean Jokes

Why were the ghosts wet and tired?
→ They had just dread-ged the lake.

Which day of the week do ghosts like best?
→ Moandays.

What sort of violin does a ghost play?
→ A dreadivarius.

Why don't ghosts make good magicians?
→ You can see right through their tricks.

When do ghosts play tricks on each other?
→ On April Ghoul's Day.

What is a ghost's favorite Wild West town?
→ Tombstone.

What did the mother ghost say to the naughty baby ghost?
→ Spook when you're spooken to.

How do you get a ghost to lie perfectly flat?
→ You use a spirit level.

Did you hear about the sick ghost?
→ He had oooooo-ping cough.

Which ghost ate too much porridge?
→ Ghouldilocks.