Clean Jokes

What did the little ghost eat for lunch?
→ A booloney sandwich!

What do you call a ghost at midnight?
→ A sheet in the dark!

- Student 1: Did you know that ghosts are protected by the Constitution?

- Student 2: They are?

- Student 1: Sure. It's in the Bill of Frights!

Why are haunted houses so noisy in April?
→ That's when the ghosts do their spring screaming!

Where would you take a ghost for lunch?
→ Pizza Haunt!

This girl wanted to marry a ghost. I can't think what possessed her.

What do ghosts say when a girl footballer is sent off?
→ Ban-she, ban-she!

What directions did the ghost give the goblin?
→ "Make a fright turn at the corner."

How do ghosts fly from one place to another?
→ By scareplane.

Which ghost sailed the seven seas looking for rubbish and blubber?
→ The ghost of BinBag the Whaler.