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Ghost Housework
Did you hear about the ghost who enjoyed doing housework?
→ He used to go round with the oooo-ver.
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Did you hear about the ghost who enjoyed doing housework?
→ He used to go round with the oooo-ver.
Did you hear about the ghost who learnt to fly?
→ He was pleased to be back on terror-firma.
Did you hear about the ghost comedian?
→ He was booed off stage.
What happened to the ghost who went to a party?
→ He had a wail of a time.
What is a ghost boxer called?
→ A phantomweight.
Which ghost ate too much porridge?
→ Ghouldilocks.
What do you call the ghost who is a child-rearing expert?
→ Dr Spook.
Why are frogs so happy?
→ They eat whatever bugs them!
What does a frog say when it washes car windows?
→ Rub it, rub it, rub it.
How did the frog cross the road when a truck was coming?
→ SPLAT!!! He didn't.