Clean Jokes

What kind of street does a ghost like best?
→ A dead end.

Why was the ghost of Anne Boleyn always running after the ghost of Henry VIII?
→ She was trying to get ahead!

How can you tell if a ghost is about to faint?
→ He gets pale as a sheet.

What did the mother ghost tell the kid ghost when he went out to play?
→ "Don't get your sheets dirty!"

What is the first thing ghosts do when they get into a car?
→ They fasten their sheet (seat) belts.

What European capital has the most ghosts?
→ Boodapest!

Did you hear about the ghost who went on safari?
→ He was a big-game haunter!

What Central American country has the most spooks?
→ Ghosta Rica!

Why is a ghost like an empty house?
→ Because there's no body there!

How did the bootician style the ghost's hair?
→ With a scare dryer!