Clean Jokes

How did the dog warn its master that a Gorilla was approaching?
→ He barked g-r-r-r-illa!

How did Gertie Gorilla win the beauty contest?
→ She was the beast of the show!

How did Gertie Gorilla make the 'Playboy' Calendar?
→ She was 'Miss Ape-ril!'

How did a Gorilla come to be with Washington at Valley Forge?
→ He had seen a sign saying, 'Uncle Simian Wants You!'

How come the giant Ape climbed up the side of the skyscraper?
→ The elevator was broken!

Do Apes kiss?
→ Yes, but never on the first date!

Do you know a favourite expression used by the Gorillas?
→ Apesy daisy!

Why does Rilla get mad when he's in a race?
→ Because all his friends shout, "GO-RILLA!"

What's the first thing ghosts do when they get into a car?
→ They boo-kle their seatbelts

Where do baby ghosts go during the day?
→ Dayscare centers