Arthur's Tired Army
When were King Arthur's army too tired to fight?
→ When they had lots of sleepless knights!
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When were King Arthur's army too tired to fight?
→ When they had lots of sleepless knights!
What was Camelot famous for?
→ It's knight life!
What was Camelot?
→ A place where people parked their camels!
What was King Arthur's favourite game?
→ Knights and crosses!
Who invented King Arthur's round table?
→ Sir Circumference!
Why did Arthur have a round table?
→ So no one could corner him!
Why were the early days of history called the dark ages?
→ Because there were so many knights!
What did Caesar say to Cleopatra?
→ Toga-ether we can rule the world!
Why did the Romans build straight roads?
→ So their soldiers didn't go around the bend!
- When did Caesar reign?
- I didn't know he reigned.
- Of course he did, didn't they hail him?