Clean Jokes

- What has antlers, pulls Father Christmas' sleigh and is made of cement?

- I don't know.

- A reindeer!

- What about the cement?

- I just threw that in to make it hard.

What's the difference between a reindeer and a snowball?
→ They're both brown, except the snowball.

How would you get four reindeer in a car?
→ Two in the front and two in the back!

And how do you get four polar bears in a car?
→ Take the reindeer out first

Why is a reindeer like a gossip?
→ Because they are both tail bearers!

What do reindeer say before telling you a joke?
→ This one will sleigh you!

A skunk family had two little skunks they called In and Out. One day little In disappeared. Mother Skunk, Father Skunk and young Out spent hours looking for him, getting more worried all the time.

In the end the parents went home to have a cup of tea, but Out said he'd continue searching for a while.

Half an hour later he returned home, with a tired In following behind him.

'However did you find him?' asked Father Skunk.

'In-stinct,' replied Out.

What did one skunk say to another?
→ And so do you!

What happened to the skunk who failed his swimming lesson?
→ He stank to the bottom of the pool!

What do you call a flying skunk?
→ A smellicopter!

What do you get if you cross a skunk and an owl?
→ A bird that stinks but doesn't give a hoot!