Skunks Chased by a Bear
Two skunks were being chased by a bear. As the bear got closer, one of the skunks said, "Whatever shall we do?"
"Let us spray!" replied the other.
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Two skunks were being chased by a bear. As the bear got closer, one of the skunks said, "Whatever shall we do?"
"Let us spray!" replied the other.
Why did the skunk buy four boxes of tissues?
→ Because he had a stinking cold!
What's a skunk's philosophy of life?
→ Eat, stink and be merry!
What did the baby skunk want to be when he grew up?
→ A big stinker!
What do you get if you cross a skunk and a boomerang?
→ A smell that keeps coming back!
What's a skunk's favourite game in school?
→ Show and smell!
How can you tell a rabbit from a skunk?
→ A skunk uses a cheaper deodorant!
How can you tell when a skunk is angry?
→ It raises a stink!
What do you get if you cross a skunk and a dinosaur?
→ A stinkasaurus!
How many skunks do you need to make a house really smelly?
→ Just a phew!