Clean Jokes

What did Cinderella Dolphin where to the ball?
→ Glass flippers!

Why are dolphins cleverer than humans?
→ Within 3 hours they can train a man to stand at the side of a pool and feed them fish!

How could the dolphin afford to buy a house?
→ He prawned everything!

Which ghost sailed the seven seas looking for rubbish and blubber?
→ The ghost of BinBag the Whaler.

Does a dolphin ever do something by accident?
→ No, they do everything on porpoise!

Why did the dolphin feel crabby?
→ Because he ate too many crabs!

How does a group of dolphin's make a decision?
→ Flipper coin!

A snail starts a slow climb up the trunk of an apple tree. He is watched by a sparrow who can't help laughing and eventually says "Don't you know there aren't any apples on the tree yet?" "Yes," said the snail, "but there will be by the time I get up there."

What gas do snails prefer?
→ Shell.

How do snails get their shells all shiny?
→ They use snail polish.