Snail Fight
What do you do when two snails have a fight?
→ Leave them to slug it out.
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Random joke from this category
Slug Gets Hit
What did one slug say to another who had hit him and rushed off?
→ I'll get you next slime!
Slug Down the Window
What did the slug say as he slipped down the window very fast?
→ How slime flies!
Drip Dry Skunk
What's black and white, stinks and hangs from a line?
→ A drip dry skunk.
Advice for a Worm
What is the best advice to give a worm?
→ Sleep late.
Weighing a Whale
How do you weigh a whale?
→ On Whale Weigh Scales.
Dangerous Northern Animal
Which is the most dangerous animal in the Northern Hemisphere?
→ Yak the Ripper
Zebra Crossed with Ape Man
What do you get if you cross a zebra with an ape man?
→ Tarzan stripes forever.
Noisy Zebra
What's black and white and makes a lot of noise?
→ A zebra with a set of drums.
Hedgehog Crossed with Giraffe
What do you get if you cross a hedgehog with a giraffe?
→ A long necked toothbrush!