Octopus on a Cold Day
What does an octopus wear on a cold day?
→ A coat of arms!
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Down-and-Out Octopus
Where do you find a down-and-out octopus?
→ On squid row!
Jellyfish's Wife
Why did the jellyfish's wife leave him?
→ He stung her into action.
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Slimy and Wobbly
What is slimy and wobbly, tastes of raspberry and lives in the seas?
→ A red jellyfish.
Neurotic Octopus
What do you call a neurotic octopus?
→ A crazy, mixed-up squid.
Cold Jellyfish
What happened to the cold jellyfish?
→ It set!
Bank-Robbing Squid
Who robs banks and squirts ink?
→ Billy the Squid.
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Octopus Goes to War
How does an octopus go to war?
→ Well-armed!
Baby Octopus Ransom
Who held the baby octopus to ransom?
→ Squidnappers!
Baby Dolphin Tantrum
What did the baby dolphin do when he didn't get his way?
→ He whale-d