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What did the cannibal say to the explorer?
→ ''Nice to meat you''!

What do cannibals say when they say grace?
→ ''We thank you, Lord, for our daily dead!''

What's the definition of a cannibal?
→ Someone who goes into a restaurant and orders a waiter!

How can you help a starving cannibal?
→ Give them a hand!

What did the cannibal have for lunch?
→ Baked beings (beans).

Why did the cannibal break up with his girlfriend?
→ She didn't suit his taste!

Two cannibals were having their dinner. One said to the other:

- I don't like your friend.

The other one replied:

- Well put her to one side and just eat the greens.

Two cannibals were having lunch.

- Your girlfriend makes a great soup - said one to the other.

- Yes! - agreed the first. But, I'm going to miss her terribly.

- First cannibal: Who was that girl I saw you with last night?

- Second cannibal: That was no girl, that was my supper!

What did the cannibal's parents say when she brought her boyfriend home?
→ 'Lovely, dear, he looks good enough to eat!'

- 1st Cannibal: I don't know what to make of my boyfriend these days.

- 2nd Cannibal: How about a hotpot?

When a plane caught fire over the jungle the pilot ejected and landed in a cannibal's pot. The cannibal turned to his friend and said, 'What's this flier doing in my soup?'

Was the principal's brother really a missionary?
→ He certainly was. He gave the people of the Cannibal Islands their first taste of Christianity!

- Cannibal: Mom, mom, I've been eating a missionary and I feel sick!

- Mom: Well, you know what they say - you can't keep a good man down!

A man is captured by cannibals, every day they poke him with spears and use his blood to wash down their food.

Finally the guy calls the chief over and says:

- Hey, you can kill me or you can eat me, but I'm tired of getting stuck for drinks!

A cannibal's dilemma: If God didn't want us to eat people, why did he make them out of meat?

- First cannibal: My wife's a tough old bird.

- Second cannibal: You should have left her in the oven for another half an hour.

A cannibal chief was just about to stew his latest victim for dinner when the man protested:

- You can't eat me? I'm the manager!

- Well - said the cannibal - soon you'll be a manager in chief.

- Cannibal Boy: I've brought a friend home for dinner.

- Cannibal Mom: Put him in the fridge and we'll have him tomorrow.

Did you hear about the cannibal who went vegetarian?
→ He couldn't stop eating swedes.

What happened to the cannibal lion?
→ He had to swallow his pride.

What is the cannibals' favorite game?
→ Swallow my Leader.

What does a cannibal call a skateboarder?
→ Meals on wheels.

The cannibal king was having dinner when a servant came running in.

- Your Majesty - he said, the slaves are revolting!

- You don't have to tell me - said the king.

- I'm trying to eat them. Where did we get these slaves anyway?

- From the country next door - replied the servant.

- We must get a new butcher - said the king.

- Bring me Delia Smith.

- We can't, Your Majesty, she's still cooking for you.

- Well, bring her to me once she's crispy enough - said the king.

- First cannibal: I don't know what to make of my husband these days.

- Second cannibal: How about a curry?