Instrument Jokes

How can you tell the difference between all the banjo songs?
→ By their names.

Why is the banjo player a fiddle player's best friend?
→ Without him, the fiddle would be the most hated instrument on earth.

Why does everyone hate a banjo right off?
→ Saves time.

What is the difference between a banjo and an Uzi submachine gun?
→ An Uzi only repeats 40 times.

What is the difference between a banjo and a South American Macaw?
→ One is loud, obnoxious and noisy; the other is a bird.

What is the difference between a banjo and a chain saw?
→ A chain saw has a dynamic range.

Why did the Boy Scout take up the banjo?
→ They make good paddles.

Why do so many fishermen own banjos?
→ They make great anchors!

What is the difference between a banjo and an anchor?
→ You tie a rope to an anchor before you throw it overboard.

What's the difference between a Scotsman and a Rolling Stone?
→ A Rolling Stone says:

- hey you, get off of my cloud! - while a Scotsman says:

- Hey McLeod, get off of my ewe!