Instrument Jokes

- Knock Knock

- Who's there?

- Bass!

- Bass who?

- Bass the salt and pepper please!

- Knock Knock

- Who's there?

- Bach!

- Bach who?

- Bach to work!

How many drummers does it take to change a lightbulb?
→ None. They have a machine that does that now.

How do you know if there is a drummer at your door?
→ The knocking always speeds up.

Why do drummers always have trouble entering a room?
→ They never know when to come in.

What's the inscription on dead blues-singers tombstones?
→ "I didn't wake up this morning..."

What will you never say about a banjo player?
→ That's the banjo player's porsche.

What's the difference between a violist and a dressmaker?
→ A dressmaker tucks up frills.

How do you get a clarinet player to play louder?
→ You can't!

How do know a clarinet player is playing loud?
→ You can almost hear them.