Clean Jokes

What do you use to tie saplings to a piano so the saplings won't blow away?
→ Root position cords.

What do you get when you drop a piano down a mine shaft?
→ A flat minor.

Why do mice have long tails ?
→ Well, they'd look silly with long hair !

What kind of musical instrument do mice play?
→ A mouse organ !

What does a twelve-pound mouse say to a cat ?
→ 'Here Kitty, kitty, kitty' !

What do mice do when they're at home ?
→ Mousework !

How did Frankenstein's monster eat his lunch?
→ He bolted it down.

What did one of Frankenstein's ears say to the other?
→ I didn't know we lived on the same block.

How does Frankenstein sit in his chair?
→ Bolt upright.

Did you hear about the monster who went to a holiday camp?
→ He won the ugly mug and knobbly knees competition and he wasn't even entered.