Clean Jokes

Why did the banana go out with the prune?
→ Because he couldn't find a date.

How can you tell the difference between a monster and a banana?
→ Try picking it up. If you can't, it's either a monster or a giant banana.

How does the captain know the aircraft is safely at the ramp?
→ Both the engines and the co-pilot stop whining.

How many pilots does it take to change a light bulb?
→ None, it is done by the automatic pilot.

How does the captain know the aircraft is safely at the ramp?
→ Both the engines and the co-pilot stop whining.

What reads and lives in an apple?
→ A bookworm!

Why don't apples smile when you go bobbing?
→ Because they're crab apples!

What did the apple say to the apple pie?
→ "You've got some crust."

What kind of apple isn't an apple?
→ A pineapple.

What is the left side of an apple?
→ The part that you don't eat.