Monster Babies
What brings the monster's babies?
→ The Frankenstork.
Random joke from this category
What brings the monster's babies?
→ The Frankenstork.
What do you get if you cross a sorceress with a millionaire?
→ A very witch person.
Have you ever seen a duchess?
→ Yes - it's the same as an English "s"
Which two letters are rotten for your teeth?
→ D K
- Knock Knock
- Who's there?
- Abe
- Abe who?
- Abe C D E F G H...!
- Knock Knock
- Who's there?
- Abbey
- Abbey who?
- Abbey stung me on the nose!
- Knock Knock
- Who's there?
- Abba
- Abba who?
- Abba'out turn! Quick march!
- Knock Knock
- Who's there?
- Aaron
- Aaron who?
- Aaron the barber's floor!
- Knock Knock
- Who's there?
- Aardvark
- Aardvark who?
- Aardvark a million miles for one of your smiles!
What do you get if you cross King Kong with a giant frog?
→ A monster that climbs up the Empire State Building and catches aeroplanes with its tongue.