Clean Jokes

Did you hear the joke about the skunk?
→ Never mind, it stinks!

What do headmasters and bullfrogs have in common?
→ Both have big heads that consist mostly of mouth!

What kind of tiles can't you stick on walls?
→ Reptiles!

What's the definition of a nervous breakdown?
→ A chameleon on a tartan rug!

What powerful reptile is found in the Sydney opera house?
→ The Lizard of Oz!

Why did the tadpole feel lonely?
→ Because he was newt to the area!

What is a chameleon's motto?
→ A change is as good as a rest!

- If you were surrounded by 30 lions, 25 elephants and 10 hippos, how would you get away from them?

- Step off the merry-go-round.

- What do you call it when giraffes moving one way get mixed up with giraffes moving another way?

- A giraffic jam.

- How do you tell the difference between an elephant and a rhinoceros?

- The elephant has a better memory.