When a Lion Is Not a Lion
When is a lion not a lion?
→ When he turns into his cage!
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When is a lion not a lion?
→ When he turns into his cage!
How are tigers like sergeants in the army?
→ They both wear stripes!
What do you get if you cross a tiger with a kangeroo?
→ A stripey jumper!
What do you get if you cross a tiger with a sheep?
→ A stripey sweater!
What happened to the tiger who took a bath three times a day?
→ After a week he was spotless!
What's the difference between a tiger and a lion?
→ A tiger has the mane part missing!
Why was the lion-tamer fined?
→ He parked on a yellow lion!
What happened to the man who tried to cross a lion with a goat?
→ He had to get a new goat!
How does a leopard change its spots?
→ When it gets tired of one spot it just moves to another!
What do you call a show full of lions?
→ The mane event!