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Kermit And Elephants
Why doesn't Kermit like elephants?
→ They always want to play leap-frog with him.
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Why doesn't Kermit like elephants?
→ They always want to play leap-frog with him.
What do you say if you meet a toad?
→ Wart's new?
What did one frog say to the other?
→ Time's sure fun when you're having flies!
Where do you get frogs' eggs?
→ At the spawn shop!
Where do frogs leave their hats and coats?
→ In the croakroom!
What's the world's weakest animal?
→ A toad, he croaks if you even touch him!
What goes dot-dot-croak, dot-dash-croak?
→ Morse toad!
How did the toad die?
→ He simply croaked!
What do you call a girl with a frog in her hair?
→ Lily!
What do you call a frog spy?
→ A croak and dagger agent!