Clean Jokes

Why do dinosaurs wear glasses?
→ To make sure they don't step on other dinosaurs.

How can you tell if a dinosaur is visiting your house?
→ His tricycle will be parked outside.

How can you tell a male dinosaur from a female dinosaur?
→ Ask it a question. If he answers, it's a male; if she answers, it's female.

Why do dinosaurs climb trees?
→ There's nothing else to climb in the jungle.

Why don't dinosaurs take ballet lessons?
→ They outgrew their leotards.

Why does a dinosaur climb a tree?
→ To get in his nest.

Why is it dangerous to go into the jungle between two and four in the afternoon?
→ That's when dinosaurs are jumping out of palm trees.

Why did the dinosaur walk on two legs?
→ To give the ants a chance.

Why does a dinosaur have cracks between his toes?
→ To carry his library card.

Why did the T-Rex eat hamburgers?
→ Because he is a meat eater!