Clean Jokes

If you put 30 female Apes and 30 male Apes in a bedroom, what do you have?
→ A very large bedroom.

If George Raft's wife gave birth to twin Gorillas, would they be the Apes of Raft?

How does a Gorilla become another animal?
→ When a Mafia don hires a 'big Gorilla' to be his bodyguard and the big Ape goes to the cops and turns into a stool pigeon!

How do you stop a thundering herd of Apes?
→ Hold up your arm and say 'Go back, you didn't say 'May I?''

How do you prepare a Gorilla sundae?
→ Your start getting it ready Fridae and Saturdae!

How do you make a Gorilla stew?
→ You keep it waiting for three hours!

How do you make a Gorilla laugh?
→ Tell it an elephant joke!

How do you make a Gorilla float?
→ Two scoops of ice cream, some club soda and a very tasty Gorilla!

How do we know that Apes are like fish after a rainstorm?
→ They'll both bite at anything!

How did the obscene telephone caller get attacked by the Gorilla?
→ He made a mistake and dialled a preyer!