Clean Jokes

What goes 99 click?
→ A centipede with a wooden leg.

Why do bald men have holes in their trouser pockets?
→ So they can run their fingers through their hair!

How did Moses part the Red Sea?
→ With a seesaw!

What do you call a cow with no legs?
→ GROUND BEEF!

If you went to New York City for vacation and found eggs everywhere, what would the city's new name be?
→ New Yolk City!

This is a quiz to see if you should be considered a 'professional smart person' by your friends. You can scroll down for answers. There are 4 questions. They are not that difficult.

1. How do you put an elephant into a refridgerator?
   → Open the door, put in the elephant, and close the door.

2. How do you put a giraffe into a refridgerator?
   → Open the door, take out the elephant, put in the giraffe, and close the door.

3. The animals are having an animal meeting. All the animals attend except for one. Which one does not attend?
   → The giraffe. The giraffe is in the refridgerator.

4. You must cross a crocodile-infested river. How do you manage it?
   → You swim across. All of the animals are attending the animal meeting.

What would you find in Superman's bathroom?
→ Superbowl.

What do you get when something gets caught in your Zippo?
→ Zippo Marx.

Two molecules are walking down the street and they run in to each other.

One says to the other, "Are you all right?"

- No, I lost an electron!

- Are you sure?

- I'm positive!

What do you call an outhouse built on quicksand?
→ Trapper John