Clean Jokes

- Knock knock.

- Who's there?

- I wannup.

- I wannup who?

- You do! I didn't need to know that!

- Knock, knock.

- Who's there?

- Dwayne.

- Dwayne who?

- DWAYNE THE TUB! I'M DWOWNING!

- Knock knock.

- Who's there?

- Ketchup.

- Ketchup who?

- Catch up with me and I'll tell you!

How do you make a Kleenex dance?
→ Put a little boogie in it.

- Knock Knock

- Who's there?

- Ida

- Ida who?

- Ida know.

What did the lion say when he saw two hunters in a jeep?
→ Meals on Wheels!

Anna's mother has 3 kids... the youngest daughter's name is Penny... the middle daughter's name is Nickel....... What is the oldest daughter's name?

You think you know it???

Aww.. a smart one you are! You were probably thinking her name was Dime.... but if you were really smart you would know that the oldest daughters name is Anna!!!

What's the longest word?
→ Smiles!

Why?
→ Because it has a mile in it!

Why was Tigger lickin' the toilet?
→ Cause he was lookin' for Pooh!

Why was the bee flying around with his legs crossed?
→ He couldn't find a BP station!