Victoria Station Zebras
Why do you never see zebras or antelopes at Victoria Station?
→ Because it's a 'mane-lion' station!
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Why do you never see zebras or antelopes at Victoria Station?
→ Because it's a 'mane-lion' station!
What do you call a lion wearing a cravat and a flower in its mane?
→ A dandy lion!
What do you get if you cross a skunk with a bear?
→ Winnie the Pooh!
What's yellow, comes from Peru, and is completely unknown?
→ Waterloo Bear, Paddington Bear's forgotten cousin!
What do you get if you cross a grizzly bear and a harp?
→ A bear faced lyre!
What do polar bears have for lunch?
→ Ice burger!
How do you start a teddy bear race?
→ Ready, teddy, go!
Why do polo bears like bald men?
→ Because they have a great, white, bear place!
What do you call a big white bear with a hole in his middle?
→ A polo bear!
Why was the little bear so spoiled?
→ Because its mother panda'd to its every whim!