Sport Jokes

What does a Chihuahua play basketball with?
→ A tennis ball!

Why is a dog like a baseball player?
→ He runs for home when he sees the catcher coming.

What is a baseball dog?
→ One that chases fowls.

What is a dog's favourite sport?
→ Formula 1 drooling!

- Doctor, Doctor, I feel like a racehorse.

- Take one of these every 4 laps!

A baseball manager who had an ulcer was in his physician office for a checkup. "Remember," the doctor said, "don't get excited, don't get mad, and forget about baseball when you're off the field." Then he added, "By the way, how come you let the pitcher bat yesterday with the tying run on second and two men out in the ninth?"

Doctor: Tell him I can't see him now. Next.

Two teenagers wander off to the bushes during a softball game on the outskirts of town and start necking.
After a while the boy stops. "You know we've been doing this for a few weeks now and I think it's time we went all the way," he pleads.

"Well, maybe," she says, "But I'm a virgin and I heard it hurts. Besides all those people at the field may hear us." The boy stops and says, "Hmmm, well then if it hurts, start making cow sounds, and I'll stop. But if it feels good start singing. That way no one will ever guess what we're really doing." The girl agrees so they quickly take off their clothes and get down to business. Ten minutes later people watching the game hear sounds echoing through the quiet countryside so loudly that the teams stop playing.
"Moooo ..... Moooooo ...... Moooooooon River .......!"

- My brother's a professional boxer.

- Heavyweight?

- No, featherweight. He tickles his opponents to death!

Why are burglars such good tennis players?
→ Because they spend such a lot of their time in courts!

What did the cow wear to the football game?
→ A Jersey.