Sport Jokes

What is a ghost boxer called?
→ A phantomweight.

What do you get if you cross a frog with a decathlete?
→ Someone who pole-vaults without a pole.

Whats a frogs favourite game?
→ It's croak-et!

What happened when a frog joined the cricket team?
→ He bowled long hops!

What happens if you play tabletennis with a bad egg?
→ First it goes ping, then it goes pong.

A couple of kids tried using pickles for a Ping-Pong game. They had the volley of the Dills.

Having arrived at the edge of the river, the fisherman soon realized he had forgotten to bring any bait. Just then he happened to see a little snake passing by who had caught a worm. The fisherman snatched up the snake and robbed him of his worm.

Feeling sorry for the little snake with no lunch, he snatched him up again and poured a little beer down his throat. Then he went about his fishing.

An hour or so later the fisherman felt a tug at his pant leg. Looking down, he saw the same snake with three more worms in his mouth...

Why men like to fishing so much?
→ They finally found something as smart as them to talk to.

What fish is best to have in a boat?
→ A Sailfish.

Why should you use six hooks on your fishing line?
→ eFISHancy!