Sport Jokes

- Lee: I just swallowed a fish bone!

- Counselor: Are you choking?

- Lee: No, I'm serious!

How many South Dakotans does it take to go ice fishing?
→ Four. One to cut the hole in the ice, and three to push the boat through.

How many anglers does it take to change a light bulb?
→ Four, one to change the light bulb and three to brag about how big the old one was and about the one that they would have changed, but "It got away"

- Fisherman: What are you fishing for sonny?

- Boy: I'm not fishing, I'm drowning worms.

What's the difference between an angler and a dunce?
→ One baits his hooks while the other hates his books.

Tim once took his small cousin with him while he went fishing: When he returned, he was looking very fed up.
"I'll never do that again," he complained to his Dad. "Did she frighten off the fish?" enquired Dad. "No," replied Tim. "She sat on the bank and ate all my maggots."

What kind of musical instrument can you use for fishing?
→ The cast-a-net.

Retired colonel, talking of the good old days:

- Have you ever hunted bear?

- His grandson's teacher: No, but I've been fishing in shorts.

A man was fishing in the jungle. After a while another angler came to join him. "Have you had any bites?" asked the second man. "Yes, lots," replied the first one, "but they were all mosquitoes."

How many fishermen does it take to change a light bulb?
→ One, but you should have seen the bulb, it must have been THIS big.