Sport Jokes

Why are fish no good at tennis?
→ They don't like to get too close to the net!

What's the best way to catch a fish?
→ Have someone throw it at you.

What kind of money do fishermen make?
→ Net profits!

When fish play football, who is the captain?
→ The team's kipper!

Fishing season hasn't opened and a fisherman who doesn't have a license, is casting for trout as a stranger approaches and asks: "Any luck?"

"Any luck? This is a wonderful spot. I took 10 out of this stream yesterday," he boasts.

"Is that so? By the way, do you know who I am?" asks the stranger.

"Nope."

"Well, meet the new game warden."

"Oh," gulped the fisherman. "Well, do you know who I am?"

"Nope."

"Meet the biggest liar in the state!"

What did Noah do while spending time on the ark?
→ Fished, but he didn't catch much. He only had two worms!

What sort of net is useless for catching fish?
→ A football net!

What is the difference between a fisherman and a lazy student?
→ One baits his hook, the other hates his book.

Have you seen the new fishing website?
→ No, it's not online yet.

George went fishing, but at the end of the day he had not caught one fish. On the way back to camp, he stopped at a fish store.

'I want to buy three trout,' he said to the owner. 'But instead of putting them in a bag, throw them to me.'
'Why should I do that?' the owner asked.
'So I can tell everyone that I caught three fish!'