Sport Jokes

Why was the racehorse named Bad News?
→ Because bad news travels fast!

A man has a racehorse, never won a race. Man in disgust says, "Horse, you win today or you pull a milk wagon tomorrow morning." The starting gate opens, the horses take-off, they move the gate away and there lays his horse asleep on the track. He kicks the horse and asks, "WHY ARE YOU SLEEPING. The horse, half asleep says, "I have to get up at three in the morning."

What is the slowest racehorse in the world?
→ A clotheshorse!

- You said it was a great horse and it is.

- It took twenty other horses to beat him!

Why is horse racing so romantic?
→ Because the horse hugs the rails, the jockey puts his arms around the horse and you can kiss your money goodbye!

Why is a racehorse like a letter?
→ They both begin a trip at the post!

Why did the farmer call his horse Baseball?
→ Because it's covered with horsehide!

What is a jockey's motto?
→ Put your money where your mount is!

What is a horse's favourite sport?
→ Stable tennis!

How do jockeys determine which racehorses are the favourites?
→ They take a gallop poll!