Random joke from this category
Cloyd went to a Charleston dentist complaining his gums had shriveled up and his teeth were falling out.
After examining him, the dentist said, "Your mouth is really bad. Do you brush?"
"Ah sure do!" replied Cloyd. "Everee single day!"
"What do you brush with?" asked the dentist,
"Preparation H," said the redneck.
- Father: Don't you feel better now that you've gone to the dentist?
- Son: Sure do. He wasn't in.
- Patient: Hey, that tooth you pulled wasn't the one I wanted pulled.
- Dentist: Relax, I'm coming to it.
- Patient: Doc, what should I do with all the gold and silver in my mouth?
- Dentist: Don't smile in a bad neighborhood.
- Dentist: Don't worry. I'm painless.
- Patient: I'm not.
- I'm suffering from bad breath
- You should do something about it!
- I did. I just sent my wife to the dentist.
Who has the most dangerous job in Transylvania?
→ Dracula's dentist.
Why was the man arrested for looking at sets of dentures in a dentist's window?
→ Because it was against the law to pick your teeth in public.
As the judge said to the dentist: Do you swear to pull the tooth, the whole tooth, and nothing but the tooth?
- Why are you laughing?
- My dentist just pulled one of my teeth out. I don't see much to laugh about in that.
- But it was the wrong one!
