Kids Jokes

What did the bell say when it fell in the water?
→ I'm wringing wet.

- Dad, did you manage to fix my toy?

- No, it's not broken, the battery's flat.

- Well, what shape should it be?

What happened to the wizard who ran away with the circus?
→ The police made him bring it back again.

Did you hear about the ghoul's favorite hotel?
→ It had running rot and mould in every room.

- Mother: Fred, why did you put a slug in your grandma's bed?

- Fred: Because I couldn't find a snake.

What kind of hair do oceans have?
→ ... Wavy hair.

Why did the boy stand behind the horse?
→ He thought he might get a kick out of it!

- Abraham Lincoln had a very hard childhood, he had to walk 7 miles to school everyday.

- Well he should have got up earlier and caught the school bus like everyone else!

- How did you do in your tests?

- I did what George Washington did!

- What was that?

- Went down in history!

- You've failed history again!

- Well you always told me to let bygones be bygones!