Kids Jokes

10 Signs Your Amish Teen's In Trouble

10. Sometimes stays in bed till after 6 am.
11. In his sock drawer, you find pictures of women without bonnets.
12. Shows up at barn raisings in full "Kiss" makeup.
13. When you criticize him, he yells:

- Thou sucketh!

6. His name is Jebediah, but he goes by "Jeb Daddy."
7. Defiantly says:

- If I had a radio, I'd listen to disco!.

4. You come upon his secret stash of colorful socks.
5. Uses slang expression:

- Talk to the hand, cause the beard ain't listening.

2. Was recently pulled over for "driving under the influence of cottage cheese."
3. He's wearing his big black hat backwards.

A little girl asked Santa to send her a sister. Santa said on one condition, send me your mother.

Christmas always sucked when I was a kid because I believed in Santa Clause. Unfortunately, so did my parents, so I never got anything! (Charlie Viracola)

A Blonde was down on her luck. In order to raise some money, she decided to kidnap a kid and hold him for ransom. She went to the playground, grabbed a kid, took him behind a tree, and told him:

- I've kidnapped you.

She then wrote a note saying:

- I've kidnapped your kid. Tomorrow morning, put $10,000 in a paper bag and put it under the pecan tree next to the slide on the north side of the playground. Signed, A Blonde.

The Blonde then pinned the note to the kid's shirt and sent him home to show it to his parents. The next morning the blonde checked, and sure enough, a paper bag was sitting beneath the pecan tree.

The Blonde opened the bag and found the $10,000 with a note that said:

- How could you do this to a fellow Blonde?