Random joke from this category
Pierre was a camper from France. In his honour, Jenny sang a French song in the talent show. But she didn't sing very well.
- Does that make you homesick? - someone asked Pierre.
- No - he answered.
- Just sick sick!
Steve wrote home.
- I'm glad you named me Steve - he said in the letter.
- Why? - asked his mother in her reply.
- Because that's what all the kids at camp call me - he wrote back.
- Sammy: My parents are sending me to camp.
- Tammy: Why? Do you need a vacation?
- Sammy: No. They do!
One day the counsellor got a phone call. It was from a camper who had been at camp the summer before.
The old camper said:
- I thought of camp yesterday.
- Why? - the counsellor asked.
- Where were you?
- At the garbage dump! - the old camper answered.
On the last day of camp everyone was asked the same question:
- What is the best part of the camp?
One wise guy answered:
- Going home!
At the end of camp, Julie won the prize for neatest trunk. Her mother was amazed.
- How did your trunk get so neat? - she asked her messy daughter.
- It was easy - said Julie.
- I just never unpacked!
The head Counselor gathered all the campers together. To get their attention, the Counselor called out:
- Order! Order!
In a flash someone shouted out:
- Hamburger, coke and fries!
The Counselor was greeting the new campers.
- So you decided to come to camp - she said to one.
- Nope - the camper answered.
- I was sent to camp!
- Camper: There's a leak over my bunk!
- Counselor: That's what we said in the camp ads. Running water in every cabin!
- Camper: There's a leak over my bunk!
- Counselor: Shh! Don't make such a fuss. Soon everyone will want one.
