Kids Jokes

- My teacher reminds me of history.

- She's always repeating herself!

- Knock knock.

- Who's there?

- Barber!

- Barber who?

- Barberd wire!

- Karen: Have you noticed that Daddy is getting taller?

- Sharon: No, why?

- Karen: His head is sticking through his hair.

- Fred: Betty has lovely long red hair all down her back.

- Harry: Pity it's not on her head!

Janet came home from school and asked her mother if the aerosol spray in the kitchen was hair lacquer.

- No, - said Mom.

- It's glue.

- I thought so - said Janet.

- I wondered why I couldn't get my hat off today.

- Barber: And how old are you, little man?

- Fred: Eight.

- Barber: And do you want a haircut?

- Fred: Well, I certainly didn't come in for a shave!

- First boy: My dad saw a horrible witch and didn't turn a hair!

- Second boy: I'm not surprised - your dad's bald!

The Sunday School teacher asked if any of the children's parents had quoted from the Bible in the past week. Little Timmy paused, but then spoke up, "My daddy doesn't have any hair on his head. Daddy says that God put hair on everything that he was ashamed of."

What do stupid kids do at Halloween?
→ They carve a face on an apple and go bobbing for pumpkins!

What is a child's favourite type of Halloween candy?
→ Lots a candy.