Kids Jokes

When a dirty kid has finished taking a bath, what is still dirty?
→ The bathtub.

What kind of bath can you take without water?
→ A sun bath.

My mother says I look just like an animal when I'm in the bath - a little bear.

- Adam: How did Mummy know you hadn't had a bath?

- Eve: I forgot to dirty the towel, wet the soap and flood the bathroom.

- Mom: Joe, time for your medicine.

- Joe: I'll run the bath then.

- Mom: Why?

- Joe: Because on the bottle it says "to be taken in water."

There is a new Barbie doll on the market -
Teenage Pregnancy Barbie ...complete with dropout forms. Angry parents and deadbeat boyfriend sold separately

There is a new Barbie doll on the market -
Headgear Barbie ...guaranteed to make kids with braces feel better!

A Texan bought a round of drinks for all in the bar and said that his wife had just produced "a typical Texas baby" weighing twenty pounds.

Two weeks later he returned to the bar. The bartender recognized him and asked:

- Aren't you the father of the typical Texas baby that weighed twenty pounds at birth?

- Yup, shore am!

- How much does he weigh now?

The proud father answered:

- Ten pounds.

The bartender said:

- Why, what happened? He did weigh twenty pounds.

The proud Texas father said:

- Jest had him circumcised!

How does a baby ghost cry?
→ "Boo-hoo! Boo-hoo!"

Why does a mother carry her baby?
→ The baby can't carry the mother.