Kids Jokes

Why did your sister keep running around her bed?
→ Because she was trying to catch up with her sleep.

Why does your brother wear a life jacket in bed?
→ Because he sleeps on a waterbed!

- Mother: Did you make your bed today?

- Daughter: Yes, Mom, but I think it would be easier to buy one.

Why did the bed spread?
→ Because it saw the pillow slip.

Why do people go to bed?
→ Because the bed won't come to them.

Why did the girl put her bed in the fireplace?
→ Because she wanted to sleep like a log.

A neighbour bumped into Jenny playing outside her house after dark.

- Hello, Jenny, - said the neighbour.

- Isn't it time for little girls to be in bed?

- How would I know? - asked Jenny.

- I haven't got any little girls.

Three boys were sharing the same bed on holiday, but it was so crowded that one of them decided to sleep on the floor. After a while, one of his friends told him he might as well get in to bed again. 'There's lots of room now,' he said.

- You can't have any more chocolates tonight. It's not good for you to go to bed on a full stomach.

- Oh, Mum. I promise I'll lay on my side.

What is the softest bed for a baby to sleep on?
→ Cot-on-wool.