Random joke from this category
The school teacher was furious when Brad knocked him down with his new bicycle in the school yard.
- Don't you know how to ride that yet? - he roared.
- Oh yes! - shouted Brad over his shoulder.
- It's the bell I can't work yet.
Johnny was racing around the garden on his new bicycle and called out to his mother to watch his tricks.
- Look, Mum! No hands! Look, Mum! No feet! Waaah! Look, Mum! No teeth!
A little boy out riding his bicycle knocked down an old lady. She was a bit shaken, but got up, dusted herself off, then turned to the little boy and said:
- Don't you know how to ride a bike?
- Yes - he answered - but I don't know how to ring the bell yet
- Knock Knock
- Who's there?
- Bed!
- Bed who?
- Bed you can't guess who I am!
Why did the boy take the ruler to bed?
→ He wanted to see how long he slept.
Why did the kid punch the bed?
→ His mother told him to hit the hay.
Why do you go to bed?
→ Because the bed will not come to you.
- Sonny: I can't sleep. What should I do?
- Counselor: Lie near the edge of the bed. That way you'll be sure to drop off!
- Counselor: How many times did I tell you to make your bed?
- Jane: I can't answer. I didn't know I was supposed to keep count!
Why did the girl take a ruler to bed?
→ She wanted to see how long she slept.
