Random joke from this category
- What's your father's occupation? - asked the school secretary on the first day of the new academic year.
- He's a conjurer, Ma'am - said the new boy.
- How interesting. What's his favourite trick?
- He saws people in half.
- Gosh! Now, next question. Any brothers or sisters?
- One half brother and two half sisters.
Did the bionic monster have a brother?
→ No, but he had lots of trans-sisters!
- Mummy Monster: What are you doing with that saw and where's your little brother?
- Young Monster: Hee, hee! He's my half-brother now!
- Mum: Why does your little brother jump up and down before taking his medicine?
- Boy: Because he read the label, and it said 'shake well before using.'
- Dad: Don't be selfish. Let your brother use the sled half the time.
- Son: I do, Dad. I use it going down the hill and he gets to use it coming up!
- Little Brother: I'm going to buy a sea horse.
- Big Brother: Why?
- Little Brother: Because I want to play water polo!
- My brother's one of the biggest stickup men in town.
- Gosh is he really?
- Yes, he's a six-foot-six billposter.
- Big Brother: That planet over there is Mars.
- Little Brother: Then that other one must be Pa's.
- My brother's just opened a shop.
- Really? How's he doing?
- Six months. He opened it with a crowbar.
Discipline in the Home by Wilma Child-Begood
