Kids Jokes

- Cannibal Boy: I've brought a friend home for dinner.

- Cannibal Mom: Put him in the fridge and we'll have him tomorrow.

- Cross-Eyed Monster: When I grow up I want to be a bus driver.

- Witch: Well, I won't stand in your way.

- Janet: What's the difference between a cake and a school bus?

- Jill: I don't know.

- Janet: I'm glad I didn't send you to pick up my birthday cake!

- Knock Knock

- Who's there?

- Brother!

- Brother who?

- Brother-ation, I've forgotten your name!

- Brother: Which is farther away - NY City or the moon?

- Sister: NY City. Why do you ask?

- Brother: Well, I can see the moon, but I can't see NY City.

- Sister: Mom wants you to come in and help fix dinner.

- Brother: Why? Is it broken?

Do robots have sisters?
→ No, just transistors!

My sister wanted to marry a man clever enough to make a lot of money but dumb enough to spend it on her!

How do you know if your little brother is turning into a fridge?
→ See if a little light come on whenever he opens his mouth!

- Mother: Jared, get your little sister's hat out of that puddle.

- Jared: I can't mum, she's got it strapped too tight under her chin!