Kids Jokes

A little demon came home from school one day and said to his mother:

- I hate my sister's guts.

- All right - said his mother - I won't put them in your sandwiches again.

Why did your sister jump out the window?
→ Because she wanted to try out her new spring suit

- Teacher: What's this a picture of?

- Class: Don't know, Miss.

- Teacher: It's a kangaroo.

- Class: What's a kangaroo, miss?

- Teacher: A kangaroo is a native of Australia.

- Smallest boy: Wow, my sister's married one of them

My sister is so dim she thinks that a cartoon is a song you sing in a car.

Alfie was listening to his sister practice her singing.

- Sis - he said - I wish you'd sing Christmas carols.

- That's nice of you, Alfie - she replied.

- Why?

- Then I'd only have to hear you once a year!

- Doctor, Doctor! My sister thinks she's an elevator.

- Tell her to come in.

- I can't. She doesn't stop at this floor.

Why does your sister have yeast and shoe polish for breakfast?
→ Because she wants to rise and shine.

- My sister went on a crash diet.

- Is that why she looks a wreck?

- Do you like my new baby sister?

- The stalk bought her.

- Hmm, it looks as if the stalk dropped her on her head.

- Michael: It's hard for my sister to eat.

- Maureen: Why?

- Michael: She can't bear to stop talking.