Instrument Jokes

How do you make a bandstand?
→ Take away their chairs

A saxophone is like a lawsuit.
Everyone is happy when the case is closed.

- Hey buddy. How late does the band play?

- About half a beat behind the drummer.

Did you hear about the classical pianist who was not a good speller? When she went out to buy something she left a sign on her door that said: "Out Chopin. Be Bach in a minuet"

- My neighbors were screaming and yelling at three o'clock this morning!

- Did they wake you?

- Nah.... I was up playing my bagpipes.

A down and out musician was playing his harmonica in the middle of a busy shopping mall. Striding over, a policeman asked:

- May I please see your permit?

- I don't have one, - confessed the musician.

- In that case, you'll have to accompany me.

- Splendid! - exclaimed the musician.

- What shall we sing?

One day the bass player hid one of the drummer's sticks.
The drummer said:

- finally! After being a drummer for so long, now I am a conductor!

Why did the boy bring a ladder to chorus?
→ He wanted to sing higher!

What do you get if you cross a lamp with a violin?
→ You get light music.

- Do you think, Professor, that my wife should take up the piano as a career?

- No, I think she should put down the lid as a favor.