Instrument Jokes

What is the range of a tuba?
→ Twenty yards if you've got a good arm.

How do you know when a trumpet player is at your door?
→ The doorbell shrieks!

What's the difference between trumpet players and government bonds?
→ Government bonds eventually mature and earn money.

What is the difference between a trumpet soloist and King Kong?
→ King Kong is more sensitive.

What do lead trumpet players use for birth control?
→ Their personality.

How many lead trumpet players does it take to change a light bulb?
→ Fifty. One to do it and the others to stand around and say, "I could do that better."

There is a frog driving east and a trombonist walking west. What can be surmised from this?
→ The frog's probably on its way to a gig.

What is the difference between a trombone and a trumpet?
→ A trombone will bend before it breaks.

How do you make a trombone sound like a french horn?
→ Stick your hand in the bell and play lots of wrong notes.

What's the definition of a gentleman?
→ One who knows how to play the saxophone, but doesn't!