Random joke from this category
Jacques Thibault, the violinist, was once handed an autograph book by a fan while in the greenroom after a concert.
"There's not much room on this page," he said. "What shall I write?"
Another violinist, standing by, offered the following helpful hint, "Write your repertoire."
Why shouldn't violists take up mountaineering?
→ Because if they get lost, it takes ages before anyone notices that they're missing.
Why don't violists play hide and seek?
→ Because no one will look for them.
What is the difference between a violist and a terrorist?
→ Terrorists have sympathizers.
Why is a violinist like a Scud missile?
→ Both are offensive and inaccurate.
What do a viola and a lawsuit have in common?
→ Everyone is happy when the case is closed.
Why does a viola burn longer than a violin?
→ It is usually still in the case.
What is the difference between a violin and a viola?
→ A viola burns longer.
How do you make a violin sound like a viola?
→ Play in the low register with a lot of wrong notes.
How do you make a violin sound like a viola?
→ Sit in the back and don't play.
