Food Jokes

What is the hamburgers' most familiar song?
→ 'Home on the Range'!

What is a hamburger's favourite story?
→ Hansel and Gristle!

What happens when two burgers fall in love?
→ They live together in holy meatrimony!

What great song is associated with hamburgers and baseball?
→ 'Steak Me Out to the Ballgame'!

What famous movie did the hamburger meat think of when they took it out of the freezer?
→ They Fry Who Cam in from the Cold!

What do you use to determine if a refrigerated burger is cold enough?
→ A thermomeater!

What do they say about the noise at the Burger Land Super Bowl?
→ It's PAN-demonium!

What do they call a meeting among the most brilliant people in Burger Land?
→ A MEATing of the minds!

What do some people have against cheeseburgers?
→ They say, 'Burgers can't be cheesy!'

What do some burger eaters have?
→ A Hardee appetite!