Food Jokes

What do hamburger workers say on Monday morning?
→ Well, it's back to the old grind!

What do burgers think when they are surrounded by gherkins?
→ They think they are in a pickle.

What did they tell the burger who enlisted in the Army?
→ You've got no beef, soldier!

What did they say about the burger who went skiing for the first time?
→ How the meaty have fallen!

What did they do to the burger who thought he was a rooster?
→ Cook-a-doodle-do!

What did they call it when NHL officials refused to allow a hamburger to play hockey in the league?
→ Rink injustice!

What did the hamburgers say to the butcher who acted on a TV show?
→ Welcome back, Cutter!

What did the hamburger say when it pleaded 'not guilty'?
→ I've been flamed!

What did the hamburger say when it found out that most people liked hamburgers better than frankfurters?
→ 'Hot dog!'

What can you say about Ham Burger and Chief Justice Warren Burger?
→ Ham Burger is 'well done' and Chief Justice Warren Burger has 'done well'!