Famous Long Nose
Which burger is famous for a long nose?
→ Cyrano de Burgerac!
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Which burger is famous for a long nose?
→ Cyrano de Burgerac!
Which burgers are dishonest?
→ Cat-burgers! (burglars)
Which baseball team is currently the favourite with hamburger fans?
→ The Cincinnati Reds - because they're the Big Bread Machine!
Where does a burger go on vacation?
→ The Swiss (cheese) Alps or The Cheeseapeake Valley!
Where does a burger feel at home?
→ On the range!
Where do the burgers go on New Year's Eve?
→ To a meat ball!
Where can a burger get a great night's sleep?
→ On a bed of lettuce!
When the crooked hamburger took it on the 'lamb', where did it go?
→ Oh, 'ewe' know!
When does a hamburger wear a look like a smile button?
→ When somebody says:
- Well done!
When do hamburgers most enjoy watching TV?
→ During PRIME time!